$25 for one ticket? Haha you must be out of your f’n mind….or just a greedy scumbag.

By fred simmons

Here at the Film Archives we pride ourselves on giving you, the loyal reader, more value for your almighty dollar.  So those of you looking for even more value, stop, you are just being greedy.  And quite frankly you would be wasting your time as such a thing just simply doesn’t exist.  On top of the three films we are giving you from the current film series, we bring you a handful of fantastic special editions.  So let’s start the show….

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Fred Simmons: 5/5

Doc Gibbs: 4/5

The International

Fred Simmons: 4/5

Doc Gibbs: 3/5

Punch Drunk Love

Fred Simmons: 5/5

Doc Gibbs: 5/5

And the special editions….

The Hammer

Doc Gibbs: 3/5

Land of the Lost

Fred Simmons: 4.5/5

Doc Gibbs: 4.5/5

Sunshine Cleaning

Fred Simmons: 5/5

Doc Gibbs: 4.5/5

THE AWARDS:

Best Actor

Fred Simmons: Brad Pitt in the Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Doc Gibbs: Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love

Best Actress

Fred Simmons: Amy Adams in Sunshine Cleaning

Doc Gibbs: Emily Blunt in Sunshine Cleaning

Best Supporting

Fred Simmons: Emily Blunt in Sunshine Cleaning

Doc Gibbs: Danny McBride in Land of the Lost

Best Film

Fred Simmons: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Doc Gibbs: Punch Drunk Love

Honorary Award

Fred Simmons: I Didn’t Expect That, Didn’t Know He Had It: Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love

Doc Gibbs: Best Product Placement: Healthy Choice in Punch Drunk Love

That’s all folks!  Stay tuned for more special editions and enjoy the next installment of the film series.

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